Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for August 03, 2023

  1. Eye.eye
    Oh Really?  about 1 year ago

    …please listen carefully as our automated answering services have changed, have changed, have changed, have…

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    nosirrom  about 1 year ago

    Your Windows license is about to expire. Please press 1 to empty your bank account.

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    James Deveney Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Take mine!

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    Just-me  about 1 year ago

    I wish there was a button on the phone I could press during a scam call which would melt the computer which placed it….

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    admiree2  about 1 year ago

    It’s more fun if bored and got a couple of extra minutes when you get a real one to pick the malady of the day. Hone your acting skills.

    There are many characters that can eat some of their time. You have:

    Very slow talker with taking a long breath between every word or two.

    The very polite “please speak up and repeat that, sir/madam” (2 or 3 times)

    The phlegm filled wet cougher with requests to repeat.

    The lisper with a whistling sound.

    The “what are you wearing” perv guy.

    The screamer at the fictional family member followed by “sorry but I didn’t catch that” (screaming threat) “could you repeat that” (scream with multiple obscenities) “say again, please….having a bad day here and can’t do what I want because of my probation.”

    ..and a cast of many more.

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