Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 05, 2023

Get this giraffe a “carafe” of latte for its efforts.

Good Royaltys ?

Watch out for lightning.

MAST be hard to be a giraffe…(and Gee!, rough to be a mast)

Gerry gets rent PLUS a no-predation clause from all the carnivores.

Gerry gets a brain tumor.

Side money as cell site

Calls of the Wild

Side gig

A savanna spoiled

Twenty-three years ago: https://www.kevinandkell.com/2000/kk0605.html

Since ‘Toys Я Us’ closed, Jeffrey is having to use his body to make a living

His family is no doubt very proud that he’s gainfully employed — especially if one of the perks is free cell phone service.

There’s gonna be problem with roaming charges.

Actually surprised this isn’t in common use. After all elephants are bulldozers, dog are combat troops, and white mice… well we won’t even go there.

Repeater giraffe, part-time position…

Mr Giraffe; please come stand outside my house, I’d love to see more than half of a bar on my phone. Thank you!

Cell towers of the Serengeti.

Plus the fact he’ll have the best reception of them all