Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 27, 2023

Well, yes. Earth is a planet with conditions habitable to carbon-based life.

Wouldn’t it make sense to argue with the source of the information rather than the chemical element itself, Marigold?

Yay! Carbon! They form structures that are shaped like hexagons.

And hexagons are the bestagons.

Does it mean unicorns produce 20% more carbon emissions than horses or other animals?.

does it mean Marigold is lighter weight because she has more carbon in her body parts like a bike with carbon parts?.

Suppose the horn doesn’t contain any carbon in it?.

What’s it really supposed to mean I’m the end??.

you know the Na’vi in Avatar have carbon fiber reinforced skeletons which are supported by the high carbon dioxide content of the Pandoran air which is toxic to humans.

So where does Marigold get the extra carbon she needs to sustain herself?

Well, look at it this way Marigold, diamonds are made of carbon as well!

“We are stardust, we are golden. We are billion year old carbon. And we’ve got to get ourselves back to the garden. "

Wait’ll she finds out how much of her body is made of water.

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Of course, for unicorns, it’s probably sparkling water.

Does this mean Marigold is capable of casting a spell to reduce excess carbon dioxide emissions?

It’s all fine for Marigold now, but just wait until some inanimate carbon rod starts getting more attention than her.

I think you just ruined an opportunity there, Phoebe.

CARBONICORN!

20% C…ooler.

You put a piece of carbon paper under your heart, and gave me just a copy of your love.

She (and prolly the rest of us) may not want to know how that was determined…

….and 80% hot air.

Just remember Marigold, diamonds are made of carbon and they sparkle!