Lola by Todd Clark for September 17, 2023

Missed your coffee and donuts?

You missed a spot.

Just a routine check. License and registration please?

Drinking and driving?

Mowing at 2" in a 4" zone?

For my one neighbor, it would be lawn-scalping plus speed unnecessary and reckless.

Never heard that one but l never asked that question when l pulled someone over….

My brother lost his license years ago (a good thing for everyone else on the road) and he sometimes drives his rider places that it’s a safety hazard and thus not allowed.

Movie “The Straight Story” with Richard Farnsworth.

No cup holder on tractor???

“Do you know why I pulled you over?”

“No. Do you?”

“Because you couldn’t catch any others?”

Oh Deere!