Pot-Shots by Ashleigh Brilliant for November 13, 2024

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    Izzy Moreno  1 day ago

    I’m using beer, wine, whisky and… look, you know what I’m talking about, so please keep your filthy giggles to yourself – salted nuts.

    I’m not really in a rush, is what I’m saying. But I’m working on it, I’ll get there. Eventually.

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    Pickled Pete  1 day ago

    Chocolate overdose is for amateurs!

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 1 day ago

    Everything has a LD50. Dodgy science based on tests with rats puts it at 1,000 mg/kg of body weight for theobromine, which is what would kill you in this scenario, and there’s between 2 and 6mg per gram depending on how nice your chocolate is. So for a 70kmg human that’s be maybe … 1.75kg? That seems low, I think I made an error somewhere.

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    VT8/VF84  1 day ago

    “Fire and Rain” James Taylor

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    Gent  1 day ago

    The excessive sugars in chocolates will sure kills ya.

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    Olddog1  1 day ago

    I’m with Izzy. Saving the money is the hard part, but I’m almost at the best part.

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    Kaputnik  1 day ago

    In the Discworld novel, Thief of Time, someone does commit suicide by diving into a large vat of chocolate.

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    Ontman  1 day ago

    I would die with Cinnabon on my last breath.

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    LJZ Premium Member about 23 hours ago

    Have Youtube show you: Family Guy – Brian In Heaven

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    crazeekatlady  about 21 hours ago

    It doesn’t work. I’ve been trying for years.

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    Buoy  about 20 hours ago

    I don’t think it will work, but I sure have fun trying.

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