Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 11, 2023

You should get that annoying whine fixed, Ray

Give him a break. He’s under a lot of pressure at work.

‘Bend me shape me any way you want me…’

A little Beano or Gas-X will take care of that. Of course, you have to inject it.

Thought he had polio for a minute there.

She should just tell him to get bent!

“Can’t date you anymore because you have the bends.”

He’s hyperbaric – she’s hyperbolic…made for each other.

“Kiss my bends, Ray”

Hey Dave! (From Comixbomix) maybe he should be in a hyperbolic chamber?

Honey don’t leave, I can bends.

Honey take a moment and decompress.

This looks like she’s going to end up choosing her cab or Ray.

Bend over Ray so I can kick your butt out of here.

After the first time, I would have had my fill of excuses…

But on the plus side and as Phoebe so seductively pointed out on Friends “I’m very bendy”.

Cue someone from the kitchen staff: “Miss, the chef wants to borrow your boyfriend because our pressure cooker just broke!”

The bends will heal eventually.

Terminal case of Peyronies Disease? Sounds made up to me but there it is.

A couple of years ago I had to have most of the ffifth metatarsal on my right foot amputated. Left a huge wound. I had to spend a lot of time in one of those chambers so it could heal.

She’s just tired of all the pressure.

How does he perform under pressure? Probably not as well as Queen & Bowie

Time to deep six this relationship.

Couldn’t you bend a little, Margarite?…

I have the Benz, Mercedes. Old one…

sounds like he’s driving her ’round the bends…

And guess who also can’t pay?

She should have stuck with that Titan mini-sub guy!

Hard to appreciate that he has managed to at least put on pants.

You knew my work schedule. I wasn’t supposed to get home for another 2 weeks.

Their relationship is in deep trouble.