Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 12, 2023

I guess dolphins don’t need deodorant then.

…However, negotiations between the Kilburns and Jockey are currently at a standstill.

Keric Ilburn One time I was 15 years old altogether. One time there was a size 24.

One time there were 2,001 pet owners.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

Shaquille O’Neal “only” wears a size 22.

Oh my gosh! Bigfoot does exist!

That’s not true I came upon a dead on on the seashore and it “smelled” pretty bad.

Oh leave me alone. ~ Jen Zee

May the hoard be with you as it is with me. And gesundheit.

I get to a size 24 when my gout flares up. I could use a pair of shoes also.

Clown shoes fit him perfectly, though.

They are pet owners!! Of course they would spend more money on their pets. DUH!! Besides pets are more lovable and more faithful.

I did not know that about dolphins.

Key word is “partner”, if they were married then it would be the couple spending money on the dog.

This “Gen Z” factoid is further proof that the end of our culture and civilization has been predicted by the idiocy of this generation!

No wonder there’s a divorce rate of such people who prefer pets to their spouses going way nowadays!!

Unlike partners, pets don’t have the annoying habit of looking at their phones when you’re trying to talk to them

I wonder how tall Eric Kilburn is? With feet that big he should be come a fire fighter so he can stomp out fires with them feet.

Bears is not like dolphins, because they sure is able to smell. In fact, they smells lots.

As for the priority given pets over partners, my wife was upset that the dog was considered man’s best friend. She maintains that a spouse should be considered my best friend.

To test the question, I locked them both in the trunk of my car and drove around for twenty minutes.

Guess which one was happiest to see me when I let them out?

Eric must be a hybrid hobbit. When he walks, people ahead warn others that they might be crushed.

Want to see people try to bend into a position they are not used to? Tell them “Fun fact: The length of the inside of your forearm is the same as the length of your foot.”

Just leave the dolphin out of water a couple of days, trust me it wil smell. (for those unaware besides the cetacean, Dolphin is also another name for the fish called mahi-mahi)

He’s not afraid of windy days.