Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 01, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    Kosovo doesn’t have any beaches, nor does Serbia.

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    robertthomasson Premium Member over 1 year ago

    ’I’ll see you on the beach’.

    But I have spoken to Vietnam vets who said if a small patrol had a prisoner like that, there would be no debate, bullet to the back of the neck. Six guys can’t protect themselves and guard a prisoner.

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    sparky12358  over 1 year ago

    I remember bell bottoms being a fashion statement a couple years before this. I hated them as a child and hated them as an adult, but not as much as hip huggers. Those were horrid. I didn’t keep track of when they and the “Cat in the Hat” hats went out of style. That was pretty horrid too, but it would still be good if Jeff was wearing one to cover up that hair.

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    VegaAlopex  over 1 year ago

    Matt Damon doesn’t even show up until near the end of “Saving Private Ryan”. His character wasn’t hitting the beaches.

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    Gen.Flashman  over 1 year ago

    Easy to support a war when you know you will never go. The Army does not want a draft, they want soldiers who want to (Alices Restaurant)“And I went up there, I said, “Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I Wanna kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore andGuts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,KILL, KILL.” And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL, " andHe started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and downYelling, “KILL, KILL.” And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me,Sent me down the hall, said, “You’re our boy.”

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    TheWildSow  over 1 year ago

    If you ever need to be rescued – you WANT to be with Matt Damon! Between Interstellar, Saving Private Ryan, and The Martian, you KNOW the US Government will spend unlimited resources to get that guy to safety!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Not my circus. Not my monkeys. You do you kids.

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    csmm7  over 1 year ago

    Republicans are still annoyed about the last war we ended. Bringing our troops back home is a failure. I guess they would be pleased if we occupy Afghanistan until the end of time, eventually making it a US possession like Guam or Puerto Rico.

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    snsurone76  over 1 year ago

    Son of a beach!!

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    hogbung  over 1 year ago

    Anyone remember Sarah Silverman’s song on Jimmy Kimmel one night, called “I’m F*cking Matt Damon”

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    Tom Toro creator over 1 year ago

    How you like them apples?

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    eced52  over 1 year ago

    I thought that was Saving Private Ryan.

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    pflutke59  over 1 year ago

    A draft should be implemented for all young adults between 18 and 25. When I was that age during the Vietnam era, college was an aimless endeavor. In 1969 my lottery number was 16, my brother’s 316. Instead of waiting for the Army draft I enlisted in the Air Force. Learned about military discipline and training that lasted a lifetime. Didn’t care for the military so left. Still, some sort of military or social service should be required of all young adults before pursuing their lifetime dreams, no exceptions.

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