Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for August 11, 2023

Well I’m a person critic. Mind your own business.

At least I’m not a male harpy.

And your mustache is falling off!

And where’s your cosmo, anyway?

So you’re a “restaurant critic”-criticize the RESTAURANT, not the RESTAURANT PATRONS! ;P

The world is so full of stuck up critics! What business is it of yours which fork I use to eat a salad? Will the salad taste better with a different fork? As long as I am happy eating, then I can use which ever fork I want to. I could use a six foot long pitch fork if want to. A pair of pliers, chopsticks, or even use my fingers if I so choose.

He also doesn’t read your column.

Oh, I would have fun with that guy.

Is he bothering anyone? No! Then leave him alone! You’ll give both of you indigestion.

ya sure your job isn’t more towards something else… :\

At least, I’m not a jerk like you!

Ha ha ha ha…

Well, Mr. Critic, your mother dresses you funny.

He forgot that Ziggy’s not wearing pants and has no toes.

Get a different table or restaurant Zig.

“You, sir, have a silly mustache and your mother dresses you funny.” :)

He also zigs when he should zag.

Great idea to talk that way to someone holding a sharp instrument.

I ordered my martini with an olive and a twist of lime. He brought it with no olive or twist.

I gave him the Dickens.

And you, sir, are annoying.

“tell you what, pal… I had cabbage, and beans, as an appetizer. When I start passing gas, in your direction, we can talk.”

Start with the employees.

How would you like this fork up your nose?

You don’t have to take that, Ziggy. Stand up, walk over, and dump the contents of your plate on his head!