Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for August 22, 2023

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    Bill Thompson  over 1 year ago

    No, nose-picking.

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    Ed, not fair picking your nose and getting gooey stuck on your finger.

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    J.J. O'Malley  over 1 year ago

    Someone forgot to wash up after using the little boy’s room!

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    Blu Bunny  over 1 year ago

    Over on Arcamax, the smoke over Centerville is from Ed’s bbq grill.

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    Pongo ol’ Boy  over 1 year ago

    That’s it?

    GOD Bless America. HIS Eagle Will Soar Again.

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    ksu71  over 1 year ago

    Now, pull my finger.

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    grozar  over 1 year ago

    That doesn’t even look like the right kid!

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    Mopman  over 1 year ago

    Bah ha, good one, because Ed is obviously touching an……animal?

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    jarvisloop  over 1 year ago

    Granddad joke.

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    rockyridge1977  over 1 year ago

    Animal magnetism, also known as mesmerism, is a pseudoscientific theory invented by German doctor Franz Mesmer in the 18th century. It posits the existence of an invisible natural force (Lebensmagnetismus) possessed by all living things, including humans, animals, and vegetables.He did get it right!

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Post-it note?

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    WilliamVollmer  over 1 year ago

    Let’s see you do that trick by picking up the check when you and your friends meet next at the diner.

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    Foob  over 1 year ago

    Hmmm… Which is worse? A sticky toddler or a sticky old man?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Mitch is not really impressed…….

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ed had his finger in the jam jar.

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    funny_jack  over 1 year ago

    Animal Magnetism is what Hypnotism was called before it was changed.

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    lemonbaskt  over 1 year ago

    animal magnetism was a good album by the scorpians

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    J.J. O'Malley  over 1 year ago

    Amazing. There’s twice the Crankshaft this week and there are still no discernible jokes to be read.

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    CrzyDyeman  about 1 year ago

    Earwax is a wonderful thing.

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    ToneeRhianRose  about 1 year ago

    Haha! XD

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