Kliban by B. Kliban for August 04, 2023

The Smithsonian has sculpture tours for the blind. They can touch them as much as they like. I was annoyed to be told that sighted people were not allowed on such a tour.

I used the restroom at a local medical clinic. There is a sign over the toilet “Only flush toilet paper in the toilet” Written in English and Braille.

How would a blind person even find that sign? They should have printed it on the seat!

At least he’s not doing this right on the bosom of some woman’s portrait.

I wonder what information the cane is relaying back to the blind man.

KLIBAN!!!

I dream of being a blind sculptor, working from live models.

Insert art critic joke here.