Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 25, 2023

again, ain’t happening even with a trampoline

Agnes doesn’t have enough stamina for this.

Basketball is not Agnes’ forte. Even for a flat-screen TV.

Aggie, combine the High-Dive and the Basketball. One or the other should be spectacular!

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Surprised she can even lift the thing up

From the height of that hoop, I doubt that even Shaq could sink that shot!!

That is not her throwing abilities fault that is her feet’s fault.

Ah Agnes, such unforgiving goals in your life. BTW, Agnes followers does anyone remember the Agnes comic about Mindlessness and Mindfulness. I am trying to find it and thus far have been mightily unsuccessful. I wanted to quote it in a presentation.

A basketball is just less then 10" tall – so according to this comic, Agnes is less then 2 feet tall.

two. so, an ungodly number of times…

Tune in tomorrow when Agnes gives up on yet another talent she does not have and gives up on that prize TV.