Kliban by B. Kliban for August 23, 2023

At some point after the third martini.

The firm of Howard, Fine, & Howard.

I will have what they are having.

Similar to how they run their companies.

A man’s goes to his doctor and says “I have a sandwich in my eye, a drumstick in my ear, a pie on my head, food all over my hands and clothes. What’s wrong me me?” Doctor says: “I don’t think your eating right.”

They don’t seem too bright.

The Miss Manners awards banquet committee fine-tunes their delivery.

It’s where the pressure to tip 30% came from

Nobody said it was serious business.

Another event in the Upperclass Twit of the Year competition.

They aren’t eating right.

When feeling frisky, business men go to the "Anything Goes Diner….to relieve the pressures of the day!

I liked his “The Birth of Advertising” better.