JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 19, 2023

“The more I know her, the less I know her.”

You can’t go wrong with a new engine hoist, but not Harbor Freight junk.

My wife is easy, anything Harry Potter and I’m golden.

Well, you’ve got only 24 hours to decide, Clarence…it better be a good one!

I couldn’t think of a gift for my mother-in-law. Then I realized she would love a copy of the book I was enjoying!

Try buying her a nice scarf and hat.

At a certain point, they have enough stuff. Buy her experiences. Travel, concerts, stuff like that.

HAHA IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW THEIR WIVES.

You get points for knowing it’s her birthday!

We’ve been married 43 years and it just keeps getting worse because I bought her everything I can possibly buy her

Ah, he WAS looking for suggestions.

“The more I see, the more I see there is to see…___John Sebastian, “She’s Still a Mystery”