Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for August 11, 2023

Weenus is trying to get home so he won’t need to use the paper.

that experience must have rock-ed

Nah; wouldna happened. He’s white…

I’ve got a smart mouth but I keep it under control when talking to the police

In general, I try to avoid situations where I would have to talk to them

Mark Twain once said…..It’s better to remain silent and let them think you stupid, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!

LOL

Not if the scissors have plastic handles!

OW.

Silly, stupid Weenie, don’t you know about sudden movements in front of a rabid dog? Especially taking your hand off the steering wheel in an “attack” movement…

Must be a Chicago cop.

Mr. Wiggly: Sitting next to Weenus, hoping he won’t say something stupid.

I’ll take a TAZER to go.