Close to Home by John McPherson for August 10, 2023

don’t doubt these groups do exist…

Maybe you can sell it to one of the neighbors that have a dog.

I’m sure the ASPCA appreciates your donations.

One time I had $18. One time I weighed 121 pounds.

I’m relieved to note you own underpants…

What kind of sicko never owned a dog?

i’ll take that coupon. have you seen the price of dog food. $70 for 34lbs. almost cheaper to buy ground beef

Then I learned if I add a small scoop of Ruff Greens (FREE JumpStart Trial Bag available!), it’s delicious!

So there I was… alone in the Congo, when I came face-to-face with a large male Mountain Gorilla. All I had on me was a Swiss Army knife, a piece of rope, and a tin box of Buc-ee’s Mints (the peppermint, not the cinnamon) when I was just about to fashion that piece of rope into a…

Then the phone rang, and I woke up.

Excellent work, Mr McP. I hope you are enjoying your time off.

I would use coupons gladly if they actually made some for what I buy.

A few years ago, I kept track of my coupon usage. I saved almost three-hundred dollars in one year. But the few coupons now are never for anything that I buy.

“Look honey. I saved $10 on this pillow. "

“Yeah, but you still spent $160 on it”

Why do I have a feeling this hits closer to home for some people?

I guess you’ve met my ex-wife.

And they are always the one ahead of you in line at the check out counter digging through a pile of coupons to save 10 cents.

Nobody prints coupons anymore.

Imagine what happens when they install TEMU. This is that apps dream, lol.

You can use it to feed the squirrels.

I wonder if she got her membership in that meeting on a Groupon?