Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 10, 2023

Yeah I wouldn’t either.

I don’t make eye contact when he’s in the yard either. Which is kind of strange, now I think about it.

C’mon, lift a leg for a friend.

Washing up is going to be unique.

At least he isn’t drinking out of the urinal (the dog!).

This made me spit up my coffee this a.m. Maybe you have to have had a dog a some point in your life.

And no “Who’s a good boy?” comments, either.

That’s the idea…the dog is tired of people watching him do his business.

I wonder if either of them is experiencing shy bladder syndrome?

What is Fifi doing in the men’s room?

Eh you knows this fake for he not even lift his leg.

Dogs don’t like it when you make eye contact with them when they are eliminating.

For some things you don’t need opposable thumbs.

No eye contact, and leave a space between the urinals. Those are the Mens Room rules.

Keep your eyes on the road, pal.

He might be looking for eye contact, but, at least he isn’t a…Pointer.