Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 06, 2023

I surmise that if I ever have need for a psychic, I don’t need to call one. Any psychic that is any good will call me.

Until they get her bill.

I never see this day coming.

I’ll probably get that feeling in the I.C.U.!!!!

That was crystal clear.

“Here! Have a few more Gummies to keep that feeling. "

Also National Sisters Day. Your sister knows all about your psychic problems, and will keep them secret for a low monthly fee.

Madam Valium?

Her Crystal ball may be on the fritz…

Yeah, right.

I wonder if she can tell me ”where” I’m gonna leave my cell phone Monday?

It’s gonna happen… but I thought maybe I could just wait there until it happens, so I don’t have to drive all the way back over there to get it.

}giggle…{;)

PSYCH !!!

The crystal ball looks like its winking, it knows it is a scam

[insert that “Scream” emoji here] …!

I’ll have a happy extra-large. (See? This is why I hate puns. Their use should be banned from GoComics.)

I’d rather celebrate Root Beer Float Day!

What day is it?? Now I’m all messed up!

maybe just opt to spend on a happy meal instead…

I need someone like her in my life!

Dam(n) … well no “Day By What’s-His-Name” today. But today, August 7th, would have been my parents’ 79th wedding anniversary so I’ll just celebrate that …!

( neener neener )