See how many calories are in that bag of chips, now calculate how many loads of crap you have to carry up from the basement to burn them off. You can finish the bag of chips if you can run that many loads out.
How soon before Roger subscribes to NFL Sunday Ticket and then gets Jason to rig up a system with eight TV screens so he can watch every game at once? (Yes, I am aware of NFL Red Zone, but that’s cheating…)
At least in a fantasy football league there’s some element of engagement with the game. This is just sitting around eating snacks. You don’t need football for that.
I like boxing and am a fair-weather baseball fan. Will watch college football or basketball if someone puts it on. Walk out of the room if it’s NFL, NBA or hockey.
salakfarm Premium Member over 1 year ago
No!
Robert4170 over 1 year ago
Better get off the couch NOW, Roger.
C over 1 year ago
Never give in to ultimatums
I need a burrito over 1 year ago
What do you think, roger?
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Living the fantasy!
hariseldon59 over 1 year ago
He’s certainly not earning any points with her.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member over 1 year ago
He’s not going to easily punt this one.
Kroykali over 1 year ago
Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:
https://www.gocomics.Com/foxtrot/2002/09/08
mgl179 over 1 year ago
She does have a point, never take advice from someone who doesn’t learn from his first mistake.
P51Strega over 1 year ago
See how many calories are in that bag of chips, now calculate how many loads of crap you have to carry up from the basement to burn them off. You can finish the bag of chips if you can run that many loads out.
Wren Fahel over 1 year ago
SO thankful that my husband feels the same way about football as I do…we both hate it.
buer over 1 year ago
It’s a hard choice: bag of chips, beer and divorce, or cleaning the basement and her cooking… Ah well, chips are bad for health.
Guayo1 over 1 year ago
Welcome to reality Fred and humbly accept who is in charge.
figuratively speaking over 1 year ago
It’s time to choose your future.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 1 year ago
Just when I thought fantasy sport betting couldn’t get any stupider…
Corwin Haught Premium Member over 1 year ago
The most games you can watch in full live on a NFL Sunday is three, unless it’s a week with a early European game, then it is 4.
richdell over 1 year ago
Let the chips fall where they may.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
‘Twice divorced Larry’. Need she say more?
del_grande Premium Member over 1 year ago
How soon before Roger subscribes to NFL Sunday Ticket and then gets Jason to rig up a system with eight TV screens so he can watch every game at once? (Yes, I am aware of NFL Red Zone, but that’s cheating…)
thevideostoreguy over 1 year ago
At least in a fantasy football league there’s some element of engagement with the game. This is just sitting around eating snacks. You don’t need football for that.
rattlemycage over 1 year ago
I like boxing and am a fair-weather baseball fan. Will watch college football or basketball if someone puts it on. Walk out of the room if it’s NFL, NBA or hockey.
mindjob over 1 year ago
The one with the most points wins a bag of chips
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
Turn on a radio, bring the chips, and no beer until we quit for the day.
patlaborvi over 1 year ago
I bet Larry is going to lie through his teeth about games, chips, and beers. There’s no chance that anyone else will win against his lies.
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
Perhaps the only reason she hasn’t divorced Roger already is that she doesn’t want to be the sole breadwinner and caretaker for three kids.
CoreyTaylor1 over 1 year ago
Relax, Roger. As soon as you’re divorced from that narcissistic Andy, you will have won!
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
Perhaps a Fantasy Shopping League is in order? Points for best credit card purchases.
Timothy Madigan Premium Member over 1 year ago
Sad thing is.. there’s probably #3 lining up, thinking she can ‘change’ him
Tom Toro creator over 1 year ago
The underbite expression gets me every time, so funny
phoenixnyc over 1 year ago
Now THIS I can get behind.
dv1093 over 1 year ago
Aaron Rogers is his Fantasy QB.
Ray Helvy Premium Member over 1 year ago
Don’t have her invoke a delay penalty on you, Roger!