Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 04, 2023

Future Floridian educated students will wonder what is the point of this strip.

Future Floridian “educated” students will wonder what is the point of this strip.

There—FIFY.

Brilliant, as always, Ruben.

I’m waiting to hear about Florida moms, dads, older siblings, grandparents, neighbor, etc. being harrassed/beaten up/arrested/shot after the news gets out that students have told their teachers “My mom/dad/sibling/grandparent/neighbor/etc. said you’re wrong about this.”

I hear Republicans want to rename Florida, in honor of their governor: They want to name it MoreRonica.

ronda sanctis sure is doing a great job.

Psst. Hey, florida. C’mere a second. I want to tell ya something. C’mon. I’m not gonna hurt ya. Little closer… F##########%k… yooooooou…

“We’re going to beat you, rape you, and take your children! But you’ll learn to cook!”

Amazing.

Blacksmiths emerged in West Africa around 1500 BCE. They are feared in some societies for their skill in metalworking, considered a form of magic. They are also much admired and hold high social status. Because the trade is so specialised and dangerous, blacksmiths are often requisitioned by towns and villages where there are none. Other ironworking societies such as the Mandé peoples of Mali and the Bamana exist in West Africa.

Huh? You seem to be living in pure fantasy because not a single thing you wrote here makes the slightest bit of sense. I don’t know anyone, anywhere, of any political persuasion – and I hang with everyone – who believes what you wrote here.

Way too close to what will become reality…

Wonderful – funny and frightening.

@Say What Now‽ and @cmxx

Future Floridian “educated” students will be an oxymoron … with the emphasis, unfortunately, on moron!

Excellent! Now do one on Florida LGBTQ education.

The big dick from the big dick…

This is terrible – it proves that Mr. Bolling knows how to draw, can create very good cartoons and choses to do so only haphazardly. Please try to maintain great graphics to go along with your themes. You are spot on so often but the graphics don’t them justice. Stay GREAT and Stay SAFE. and eat a little something. maybe your blood sugar is low but you can draw.

Brilliant as always

In this case, ‘MLK’ stands for “Many Loathsome Klanners”…

Next Death Sentence will claim that storming the Capitol teaches valuable skills……

If he’d waited a few days, he could have added the part about AP Psychology since it can’t be taught in Florida because of the Don’t Say Gay laws.

Nothing bad ever happened in history. Never. No sirree Bob.

Page 195 has the heading Treasonous and/or Criminal Acts by Republicans Since Nixon Was Caught, but the rest of the page is otherwise blank… except for that tearfully-laughing wink emoji.

Next, Meatball Ron will teach us how the White blacksmithing community in the defeated South welcomed their newly-freed Black colleagues with open arms…

Master class in escalating sarcasm, irony, understatement, you name it.

By time DeSantis is finished the only thing a Florida K-12 education will prepare you for is membership in the Republican Party.

It is impossible to be any better than this comic

What I find most intriguing is Florida’s theory that slavery was an unpaid internship leading to great job opportunities, not an indecent and involuntary exploitation of human beings.

As Huxley noted, the world would be a better place if everyone was the color of tea.

Gotta admit, for a hard core leftist you’re a very funny guy. This is one of your best, on a par with the damselfly on the rotting log, Judge Scalia fighting off Satan so his cohort can stop abortions, and the machinations of the ‘Round Fruit’ party. Totally bogus rationale of course, but I’d sure want you on my side if I loved epatering the bourgeoise? Keep up the great work! But ya gotta acknowledge that fun’s trickling out now with your Trump toons.