Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 03, 2023

Was it the Burro you ate at that cool Mexican sit down restaurant. The Jello was billed to Cosby’s fat Albert Einstein high on Quaalude monster amp and throw up.(hurled a MLB no hitter once).

This is the reason rickshaw runners wear those big conical straw hats.

Was that before or after having eaten it?

She would. I drive a rickshaw street cleaner.

Three tiers on a Jello cake is excessive.

I am so sorry ms T… But do look for this on Billboard Top 100. It is at 33 and a third rite now…

I stole all your traditional Indian dresses, and I’m not the slightest bit sari about it!

She tinks, “I going to be a bully lard”, or, “fully yard”, at forth and two feet eleven inches.

…three tiers…

…tu-tu’s …

…it’s too many numbers for my tiny mind to comprehend…

…what’s next?…

…forwarded mail?…

…six pence?…

…Mike pence?…

…8 bits?…

…a dollar?…

…10 bits?…

…Barbieheimer?…

…to two tu-tu’s, too?…

…give me Frog Applause or crickets chirping…

…or give me death to Ming!…

…or flash me your Gordon…

…or I can give you a buck rogers…

…for two Mark McGwires…

…signed and everything…

…I’m doing the best I can, Captain…

…my 3rd eye is playing foursquare…

… but, I wanted to use it to check on an old girlfriend…

…New Pepsi Hate…

…cinnamon never tasted so caffinated…

Cin City Girl, is it Las Vegas or Los Vegas one is female and the other one is male. Neil down and prey.

If you did not want to hurl, you should not have eaten the whole cake.

That wasn’t your love.

Hopefully you held back the whipped cream topping for other uses.

Popeye would love Tutu Girl.

Swerving Rickshaws would make a great indie band name.

“and I’ll never have that recipe again…”

Forget the three-tier jello cake! A two-tier is too tough to tackle in a tutu.

Well, I think that got just about everybody’s attention, young lady. Were you just in a hurling mood? Or are you more of a field hockey enthusiast?

The rickshaw driver thought….who flung Poo?

“They give you a carriage free

The horse is a Japanee”

Anyone else see that 10 year old girl nail that politician in the head with a water balloon from about 30 feet at a parade? Talk about great hurling …!

https://youtu.be/lzypP7CR274

I think we’ve all hurled a two-tiered JELL-O cake into oncoming Rickshaw traffic but THREE?! That’s a whole nutha level!

Hurling anything vegan would also do!!

Honey, you are tu tu much, but that’s why we love you. Hurl away, hurl away, hurl away….

And rightly so.

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess she didn’t think too much of the cake.

And then it quickly melted and turned into a sticky mess

Ah, my love, you tutu truly understand me! I made the three-tiered jello cake expressly to be hurled into oncoming rickshaw traffic!

ha ha wicked!

You didn’t like my special three-tiered Jell-O™ cake?! But I made it expressly for you, my Tutu Lovely Lady! —Not for those reckless-hauling rickshaw boys.

I am humiliated! Betrayed! Sorrowed!

But I shall lame onward….

Apologize for nothing. Stand in your gelatinous strength!