Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 16, 2023

Why bother, after she drove you to “wrack” & ruin.

Well, she sure ain’t in the men’s section.

“She went down the aisle for an ale”, said Mr. Sale

The phrase “Couldn’t find his a$$ with both hands behind his back” comes to mind.

Don’t ask that poor guy, since his wife wandered off, he’s only half the man he used to be.

“The help in this store is totally useless! I think he must have been on his phone!”

Can I borrow the binoculars?

If she’s got over a hundred pairs of shoes, she’s in the shoe section.

What a couple of dummies!!

Fell asleep in the man cave under the coat rack?

If I’m shopping and SO wanders in to the store to find me and a salesperson asks if she can help find something, said SO will say “my wife. Where do you keep her?”

Let me put some pants on first!

The blind leading the blind.

“Magoo’s the name.”

Missed opportunities

Lost your wife, did ye? Or did she leave you and take off for parts unknown?…

If he answers, and starts scanning around with the binoculars, I suggest you run.