Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 18, 2023

No “other” worldly goods permitted.

I wonder where that stuff lands when they do that. Obviously it never lands around me.

He don’t need no stinkin’ material wealth.

But I saw on TV that God needs money for Rev Copeland’s next airplane!

You can’t take it with you!

Why do these heavenly figures always look like they’re dressed up for some Kung Fu?

A “way up there” shake down.

Pennies from Heaven?

You were told specially no worldly possessions allowed.

“You say ‘Goodbye’ and I say ‘Halo’.”

It’s not that you can’t take it with you…you’re not suppose to take it with you.

Why is this considered heaven if you can’t take it with you?

He also knows when you are sleeping AND when you are awake AND he ain’t no Santa Claus…..

Pennies (and dollars) from heaven