Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 26, 2023

Enough of a shock to give you the “Willys”.

Great intelligence, not much common sense or perception.

I recommend breaking the windshield & reaching in

At least they’ll be safe there and no one will steal the car.

Well, it does look like he’s a blond.

And those locksmyths charge an arm and a leg.

I’ll go find a coat hanger!

Mensa huh? How did they qualify?

And yesterday he was on an escalator when it broke down… was stuck there for two hours.

if only these blasted doors weren’t so darn high, we could just hop right in.

call AAA…

1500 year old Greek and Roman jokes

“An intellectual came to check in on a friend who was seriously ill. When the man’s wife said that he had ‘departed,’ the intellectual replied: ‘When he arrives back, will you tell him that I stopped by?’ "

When an intellectual was told by someone, “Your beard is now coming in,” he went to the rear-entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: “I’m not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it’s not coming in by the other gate?”

True story… I had a service call one night. A driver locked his keys in the truck. I drove 42 miles to find the window down….

At least he’s not sitting in the car, crying that he’s locked in.

Reminds me of an episode of Canadian TV show corner gas.A character Hank is trying to open his lock with a coat hanger due to locking his keys in his truck.

Davis the police officer asks Hank if he is trying to break into his own truck, Hank responds that he locked his keys in his truck. Davis then responds “Well the first thing you need to remember about breaking into your truck, is that your passenger side window is down.”

So Hank runs to the other side of his truck opens the door leans in and gets his keys, despite the seat being one long seat, he goes back to the driver side to unlock it.

Oh no! It’s really an ‘off-road’ vehicle now.

I know a lot of college educated people with no common sense…

He must be related to the kid in the classic “Midvale School For The Gifted” Far Side comic.

Well intelligence 1 common sense 0!

Oy.

Look up MENSA dot org…

In Texas, we call these “Aggie Jokes”…

It would be easier for those chunkies to walk than try and get in it.

Looks like a cross between a Rolls or Bentley and a Jeep

I hadn’t noticed Mensans have any less common sense than the rest of humanity, but then that’s not really a high bar.

Hey! What luck… the window’s down!

I think his partner is going to upgrade to WO-MENSA.

The joke is that studying is what lets you pass an IQ test, right?

Then she sits in the passenger seat and says “OK, I’ll wait here until you can get the keys”.

LOL

Just get a coat hanger

Could be worse, he could be driving a Yugo.

Better hurry up and get someone to open it. It’s supposed to rain later. ;-)

Stupid keys?! Must not be a smart car…

Looks like somebody has an ax to grind with MENSA.

Too busy thinking of all the things smart people think about.