Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 29, 2023

Not even your “pickled” liver.

Later he wakes up in a motel bathtub, with ice packed around him and shy a kidney.

Just one. Of your kidney and half your liver

Shouldn’t the human heart in the transport box be someplace else?

I’ve never donated an organ but I did give away a piano once.

We want your brain, for experimental purposes.

take a piece of my heart…

Bars can be real meat markets.

Get out your knife and get busy.

Re: Monty Python’s “The Meaning of Life”. Liver Donors skit.

“Well, now that you mention it…”

I saw a cooler like that fall out of an ambulance that was racing away from an accident. I stopped, picked it up, and looked inside. There was a human toe packed in ice. It was horrible and I really wasn’t sure what to do. The ambulance was gone and I had no idea where the nearest hospital was. I waited a while to see if the ambulance would come back or if the police/rescue squad would come looking for it. No one showed. Finally, not knowing what to do, I called a toe truck.

Let me buy you a drink. Several really stiff ones.

He’s on a coffee break….

He doesn’t have the heart to fight.

As a rule, these guys don’t stop for coffee on the way.

well…not your brain, that’s for sure!

Please stop this pun-ishment

Can’t we all just get a lung?

Yeah eventually, don’t make me speed up the process.

Coffee house brawl?

We don’t want your brain, that’s for sure…

From the looks of him, he could spare a piece or two.

I hope that cooler is empty. I’d hate to think that someone is on an operating table waiting for an organ while he refreshes himself at this bar.

You may want to word that a little differently. I’m just sayin’.