The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 03, 2023

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    twstd  about 1 year ago

    Golf jokes just go over my head

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    CorkLock  about 1 year ago

    I stick to putt putt now. 50 bucks for an hour’s fun for four. Can’t even think of paying membership fees around the local clubs here.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Does Brutus ever take the hint?

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    djtenltd  about 1 year ago

    Brutus, why on Earth would you play golf with a self absorbed sociopath who constantly insults you?? If I had a boss like that, I wouldn’t even play TIDDLYWINKS with him!!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Brutus don’t ask him about your accuracy.

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    preacherman Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I don’t even know what “short game” means. Golf’s not my game. Not even for watching.

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    Chris  about 1 year ago

    well I’m pretty sure his hand is sore after playing such short games. :D

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Brutus is digesting that last comment…….

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    DawnQuinn1  about 1 year ago

    Golf makes no sense. Hit a ball, curse, hit it again, curse, knock it into a small hole. Repeat 17 times.

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    raybarb44  about 1 year ago

    Ha ha ha. Sounds like a golfer kidding another golfer. It’s a guy thing in sports. Trash talk. However, the Chief will go out golfing with Brutus just like he always does during the season……

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    andersjg Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Golf: (exclamation) Gaelic for “ah sh*t!”.

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    princesshickory Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Smarmy, sarcastic old coot.

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    bigplayray  about 1 year ago

    You sure “Teed” that one up for him Thorny! ;)

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    I think I understand his problem, he need to stop using a putter when teeing off.

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    Sorry Chip, great art but i had to ggl the libretto:

    Short game: “the phase of golf in which accuracy of direction and control of limited distance (as in approach play or putting) are factors of first importance.”

    There very many commenters that should really be working on their commenting short game…

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    oakie817  about 1 year ago

    ba dum tss

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    Buckeye67  about 1 year ago

    Being long off the tee isn’t always so great especially if you have a bad hook or slice. They can result in some long walks in the wrong direction.

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    gopher gofer  about 1 year ago

    for brutus, life is one big sand trap…

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    tinstar  about 1 year ago

    For those that don’t understand the allure of golf, it is a tremendous challenge… to begin with, the scoring is opposite any other game, whereas the lowest score wins. There are so many rules, they are hard to keep track of (IF you play tournaments), but, the swing, the grip, the timing, all of them, together, are what make the biggest impact. Even a very slight, and unnoticeable change in the grip, can send the ball into an unrecoverable slice (to the right), or hook (left), out of bounds, into water, or just mere feet down the fairway.Infuriating? Yes, and getting angry also contributes to a bad swing, and game.I do not keep score, so the only one I have to beat, is myself, IF I care to. Otherwise, I love being out in the wide, open spaces, seeing occasional wildlife (other than the random drunk players), and believe it, or not, the constant twisting, turning, and bending, does, indeed, provide a wealth of exercise.Now, I will take my ball, and go home.

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