Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 16, 2023

Maybe you might want to slap a glob of museum putty on the seat of your pants just to be safe, Dave.

Is a broad considered wide?

C’mon, Dave, eat a sandwich.

It’s a process with many ups and downs.

Rollercoasters! A physics lesson on how to ralph on twenty people all at the same time.

(No offense to Ralph wherever he is)

Sickness bags: $25.00 each

After drinking a few beers, I think I qualify….wanna hear me burp the alphabet? ☺️

No, thank you.

I want that hat!

New signs at Cedar Point, Ohio …?

( just for Schlitz and giggles )

My problem is the opposite, I’m too wide to ride.

Happy Birthday Julie Newmar. 90 years young.

This is the kind of rollercoaster I’d go on.

Better start eatin’!

I remember standing in line for one of the coasters at Kennywood many years ago watching a kid getting off start hurling everything he had eaten for about a week and wondering if I really wanted to taste breakfast again