Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 10, 2023

Add some artificial sweetener, artificial flavor and artificial colouring and it’ll be fine.

It won’t be Artificial Intelligence’s malevolence that will destroy us — it will be its incompetence.

To really replace men completely it would take an Artificial Idiocy…

In an episode of “Futurama” one robot says to another “I love you for your artificial intelligence and your sincerity simulator.”

“I just wish I could reach my recharging port.”

Artificial Compassion is the same thing you get from the humans in HR when you’re fired.

That was going to be my comment also. It’s also the sentiment from colleagues when downsizing gets you and they don’t mean it either.

Google has this AI they are testing, called Bard. I was asked to check it out, probably everyone was, I don’t know. Anyway, once you get “talking” to it, it can sound very thoughtful and comoassionate. It expresses concern for your feelings and those of others.

John Connor tried to warn y’all but nooo….

Anybody know how get hold of the Robot Fighter from 4000 AD?

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If a Robot replaced Winky – “Ahhh, my screen!”

Isaac Asimov said this will be our future. We have been replaced.

I can’t wait until the AI starts replacing middle management. So long as it can string together enough jargon to win at “BS bingo” it’ll do just fine.

Well the good news Winky, you won’t be going through as many spleens.

Oh, we’ve had artificial compassion for years.

AI is going to replace a lot of jobs, but it’s going to create even more new ones. Did you hear that one before?

I heard that song in my early 20’s. So, like a good doctor, good plumber, good driver, etc… I used each job to build up my skill set. When I was let go, I took my skill set with me! I could manage to survive as an independent contractor.

AI: Actual Intelligence vs AI: Artificial Intelligence, you should not confuse AI with AI they are not the same thing!!!

Artificial intelligence is nothing but genuine dumbness.

The need for artificial intelligence is great because there’s so little of the real thing.

Just say “your hired” enough, and the AI will repeat it.