Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 17, 2023

He’ll change his tune soon enough

So courtesy of the bird, the rhino has two horns. I’m calling that a technical fowl.

Boy will they be surprised!

It’s the boogie woogie bugle bird of rhinoceros B.

Horns of a dilemma

Followed by The Ride of the Valkyrie !

No, Watkins, you heard correctly. Prepare to run.

And you’re about to experience a pain in the butt…literally

Almost Larsonesque.

Nest, you’ll be hearing taps.

Now if it was a Cape Buffalo, I would be really concerned!

Maybe it would have better results, if the rhino blew his…horn.