Half Full by Maria Scrivan for August 28, 2023

If you don’t do it, somebody will.

You mean without someone beating you with a stick?

I’ve always deplored destroying effigies of animals for gain. Why not politicians? Any and all politicians?!

Sweet.

He looks like a candy a$$

Also, his dentist said he’s been consuming way too much candy.

Mexican tradition. Spilling the guts of domestic animals.

Yeah but that’s after they’ve beaten you up….

Has the dearth of newspapers hurt the papier-mache animal joke industry?

This patient is deep. The counselor is going to need some time to analyze the significance and underlying meaning of that particular statement.