Close to Home by John McPherson for August 24, 2023

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    ronaldspence  about 1 year ago

    better than a rash on the taint any day’

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    allen@home  about 1 year ago

    No thank you I’ll pass.

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    suv2000  about 1 year ago

    Don’t forget the number one side effect death

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    Wilde Bill  about 1 year ago

    “Don’t take Glozubala if you are allergic to it or any of its ingredients.” But how would you know until you try it?

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    docforbin  about 1 year ago

    And another side effect of this medicine is that you may develop the urge to jaywalk.

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    Aficionado  about 1 year ago

    Bleeb, don’t take any of that stuff . . . and keep searching, little alien dude.

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Hysterical barking! (˃̵ᴗ˂̵) … That’s a good one!

    Green Plaid Alert! … everybody do a shot! It’s Tahitian Treat Thursday

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    The Orange Mailman  about 1 year ago

    That dude looks intrigued.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Moldy armpits and feet smelling like cheese? Roquefort anyone?

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    CrimsonOne18  about 1 year ago

    LOLOLOL!

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    paulprobujr  about 1 year ago

    The problem with most of these drug commercials, and this is going back for at least 15 years, is that they almost never say what ailment they are for or what they actually treat. I see a commercial for some medication and wonder what it was that medication treated. Some newer commercials are getting better at telling you what they treat, but there are still some that don’t. For those drugs that don’t tell you what they treat, my best guess is that if your doctor has not already prescribed it, you don’t need it.

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    judirapelje  about 1 year ago

    Take two aspirin and call me in the morning!!

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    nosirrom  about 1 year ago

    Sounds safer than other drugs I see in commercials.

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    DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Yeah, we’ve all done this one, but great example!

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    geese28  about 1 year ago

    But there’s no headache or vomiting involved right?

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    jbduncan  about 1 year ago

    Reaction to the drug is worse than what it cures.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Hey, I need that. I’m off to walmart now. Wish me luck.

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    mfrasca  about 1 year ago

    Monoclonal antibodies in search of a disease.

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    mbrahms26  about 1 year ago

    Glozubala….available on a flea market near you!

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    WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Do not take Glozubala if you are allergic to it (always love that line)

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    cactusbob333  about 1 year ago

    This is what I have been looking for. A drug that will promote my nose hair growth. I want it now.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Do NOT sniff his feet, Bleeb! :)

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    I don’t have a problem with a swollen head, but I suffer from those side effects. Do you have something for that?

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    John, title this one, “The absolute truth”…(good one)

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    nottaTrueBeliever  about 1 year ago

    Spot on Mr. McPherson!

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    pamela welch Premium Member about 1 year ago

    If the side effect list is longer than my arm … thanks, but no thanks!

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    Fearless Fosdick Sr. Premium Member about 1 year ago

    My favorite side-effect is compulsive gambling.

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    djtenltd  about 1 year ago

    It seems like over the last couple of years or so, all these medications for all these certain ailments have just come out of the woodwork! I know I’m extremely healthy (by God’s grace), but WOW!! I know everyone’s not in good a shape as me especially at my age, but I think that many Americans should start looking into better health. The Chinese have always been saying how unhealthy our diets are!

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    dbrucepm  about 1 year ago

    I liked it better when they couldn’t advertise prescription drugs and could do cigarettes. The Marlboro commercials had some incredible scenery.

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    oakie817  about 1 year ago

    i got all those side effects already

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    Buckaroobanzai  about 1 year ago

    if my feet smelled like cheese, i’d be the king of putting my foot in my mouth

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    buflogal!  about 1 year ago

    This one is indeed close to home!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Do not take Glozubala if you’re allergic to it.

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