The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 24, 2023

that can be a real booger kid!

Kimberly-Clark is coming after you, Hilburn.

I was getting a smokie from a volunteer BBQ stand when I noticed one of the women take off her vinyl gloves and stuff them back into the box of fresh ones…

I think someone needs to see a doctor by the looks of this one.

No worries, kid. It’s snot a problem.

I do not think Unkleenix will be a big seller!

You took it, you must use it

Recycling gone bad.

This is why no facial tissue manufacturer imitated the 7Up ad campaign.

Wasn’t there a guy on Shark Tank that proposed selling tissues infused with a virus so you could get sick before you went on vacation to build up immunity?

Don’t forget the TM.

He just failed reading comprehension.

“NO, keep it. That’s the penalty for being stupid.”

That kid’s got tissue issues.

You may think this is funny, but it’s snot!

Now you know how used tissues are recycled.

“It is the mucus that binds us.” – Ace Ventura

So now he is condemned to walk around the playground shouting out the warning: “Unclean!”

Little Johnny should shut up and learn.

S’not good.

UnKleenex - for leprosy?

He SHUDRA been more careful.