Garrison Keillor used to tell stories about Senator K. Torvaldsen. Only once did Keillor ever reveal that he was never actually a senator, but that Senator was his name. His mother just liked the way it sounded.
yo Robb: the Heimlich maneuver went away 20 years ago. too many ruptured internal organs/broken ribs (the road to hell is paved with good intentions). abdominal thrust technique now. ask any Red Cross or Am Heart Assoc certification office.
I once went to a comedy bar and after too many beers made a similar error. My “pals” of course pushed me up to the stage. Not knowing what else to do I just started blathering my shtick and sat down, or fell down, don’t remember which. Everyone was laughing. Didn’t know if it was at me or with me, but afterwards the manager asked if I would do another session the following week. I told him that I was likely to run out of material before he ran out of beer. Never did that again.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 1 year ago
“But we can sew it back on can’t we? We can can’t we? I’m not going to lose that arm am I?”
Pedmar Premium Member about 1 year ago
Garrison Keillor used to tell stories about Senator K. Torvaldsen. Only once did Keillor ever reveal that he was never actually a senator, but that Senator was his name. His mother just liked the way it sounded.
Enter.Name.Here about 1 year ago
Keep hands DOWN during demonstrations, magic acts and auctions.
Ellis97 about 1 year ago
Looks like Jojo’s in trouble.
jagedlo about 1 year ago
Bad timing there, Jojo!
beady.el about 1 year ago
Panel 1: Appleby makes rude noises with his armpit….
Aladar30 Premium Member about 1 year ago
This looks interesting…
Jingles about 1 year ago
yo Robb: the Heimlich maneuver went away 20 years ago. too many ruptured internal organs/broken ribs (the road to hell is paved with good intentions). abdominal thrust technique now. ask any Red Cross or Am Heart Assoc certification office.
megiggles about 1 year ago
I once went to a comedy bar and after too many beers made a similar error. My “pals” of course pushed me up to the stage. Not knowing what else to do I just started blathering my shtick and sat down, or fell down, don’t remember which. Everyone was laughing. Didn’t know if it was at me or with me, but afterwards the manager asked if I would do another session the following week. I told him that I was likely to run out of material before he ran out of beer. Never did that again.