Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 17, 2023

hopefully no one breaks wind!

Or … how convenient – I’m going to the same floor as him.

There is just enough space in most elevators to chase someone around in a circle while waiting for the doors to open. (This depends on the size of the individuals in the elevator — back in the 80s it held true for most university students.)

I can show the maths if necessary, I wrote my thesis on this.

Reminds me of the old cartoon where the antagonist was a wolf trying to steal sheep always to be thwarted by a sheep dog (anyone?). At the end of the cartoon they’d both walk over to a tree where a time clock was mounted and clock out. Seems like one of them said “Good-night Ralp” or some other greeting.

Awkward, yet convenient.

The old elevator “don’t look anyone in the eye” rule. Elevators are neutral territory.

Nobody looks forward to a knife fight in a telephone booth, but now a days nobody knows what a telephone booth is, really. I haven’t seen a payphone in years.

Boy, that’s some big tree!!!!! : )