Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 22, 2023

That talking bug sure told off Dakota.

Would you like to insult the décor in my house?

Why don’t they ask the bug for information about where they’re going?

The bug has a point.

If you don´t know where you are ging, any direction is fine.

Phoebe has a tendency to make weird things seem weirder. You’d have thought Dakota would be used to it by now.

Marigold claims that this is the Second or Third Least Enchanted Land. It may be low on enchantment but it certainly has animals who talk to humans. First a cat and now a bug.

Dakota missed a bet, there. Her correct response to the bug would be, “Can you go to where we live? And can you lead us there, please?”

Yes, Phoebe did not want to be left out of the conversation!

Let me tell you what, I have TONS of fruit flies in the house right now and they are just filling up the little traps I set for them.

The more of them piled in there I’m happier.

Ooooohhhh I HATE THEM!!!.

I can get really foul and temperamental with them and I always say they got it coming and that’ll teach them to land in my food while I eat.

when they land and get stuck in liquid food I always say yeah thanks enjoy it!!.

have all you can take and please do drown in it!!.

And they land on my face the rest of the time.

If only I had the power to make them die when I look at them.

Of course the baits are not enough even with several at once and I’m trying to figure out how to reuse them so that I don’t have to rebuy the whole bait set like they want you to.

I’m sure there is a hack somewhere.

No big flies but plenty of tiny ones.

there could always be something worse.

They could be painful biting or stinging bugs.

They could be something like termites or cockroaches.

or spiders.

Of course I read that even the tiniest flies can still carry bacteria that can make you sick.

Buzz Buzz? How did you get out of EarthBound?

That bug’s alright. I mean, stay out of my home or you die, but good on ya for telling Dakota how it is.

This comic is getting as weird as Skin Horse.

“Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!” — Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back

A very susceptible bug, kinda creepy too. Let’s hope they’re not one of those who sting or they could take revenge on poor Dakota.

I heard the bug speaking like Danny DeVito.

Pheebs is all about the inclusiveness.