Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for September 01, 2023

I’m trying to remember if emergency services was a thing yet.

Well that’s a different way to get out of the movie.

I’d recommend rolling it down some cement porch steps. Better deniability (“we didn’t mean to, it slipped!”) and less chance of injury.

Nice Deadly Weapon™ homage. Mel Gibbons and Donny Clover would be proud.

Gene’s choice of punishment: “Forced watching of Chainsaw Cabin™.”

Count three, then, Miles, pull it away!!

“When I nod my head, you hit it.”

keep your eye on the ball Kevin

Try dropping it off a highway overpass and see if it will bounce. [actual case… from my files years ago].

As with Calvin, you have to wonder if these two will survive into adulthood.

“When I nod my head, hit it!”

Whoa, whoa! I think the idea here is making it look like a stupid accident!

I can’t watch!

What can go wrong?

Miles, this is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done. You’re supposed to be the straight man, not the instigator.

Your whole life will END with this moment, Kevin.

Do what Dennis the Menace did to Mr. Wilson’s bowling ball! He filled the holes with cement. Of course, in his case, he really didn’t know any better. He didn’t realize the holes were supposed to be there. Mr. Wilson was actually crying when he saw what Dennis did. He was all a wreck because he was supposed to play against someone that who always won. But then that guy couldn’t go (I think because of Dennis) and Mr. Wilson was all excited. But now he couldn’t use his ball.

Drop it off a cliff!!!!!

Miles, you might want to move your head so it’s not over the bowling ball… just sayin’

This……will not end well.

Watch the fingers!

Need to make sure he hits the right ball.

Disappointed is worse then mad

Gasp! I’m sure there are more things that can go terribly wrong than I can count. Worse than watching an emotionally scarring movie

This is their William Tell moment!

Miles… Ya want to think this one over…

Miles is gonna end up with a hammer in his face. He can’t watch the movie from the ER

STOP! Hammer Time.

I’m sensing an impending out-of-body experience….

Wrong tool boys. Get a sledgehammer and smack that ball like it was a croquet ball.

That ball is way out of proportion. And he’s holding it in one had (and not by the fingerholes). Not likely.

Bets anyone? Concussion or fractured hand?

I’m seeing Gimli hitting the Ring with his axe here…