Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 20, 2023

Splat!

Your next jam

::squish::

Good reminder to check for places where there may be stagnant standing water where mosquito larvae may be found – and eliminate (or drain or pour out) those sources, if possible.

A big THUMBS UP for this one!

Dude, there are times when getting too cerebral can be a real buzzkill.

What is the sound of one hand slapping?

WHAMond!!!

(I mean, some answers kinda write themselves! ;)

That bites!

Do mosquitos use straws?

Waiter Mosquito: “Can I interest you in a nice 1954 B Neg?”

This may seem like mosquito sexism, but …

… Females (female mosquitoes) really suck (on people).

You were saying?

HA! Mosquito jokes… that’s malarious!

Mosquitoes do not deserve a day.

I celebrated a little bit early, having just got back from an overnight camping trip…

Dengue, Dengue, they oughta take a rope and hang me…!

( down in the valley fever )

Well I celebrated by killing off 20 of the bugs that dared to land on me.

i think i’ve seen one mosquito this summer. let me know when horsefly day comes around…