Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 21, 2023

HEY, that hurt!

Is that Hagar the Horrible?

Feeding breakfast to enemy eh. You is suicidal eh.

Put the Spook’s swill in it. They’ll never come back.

Drop the gun over. It would be more effective that way…..

dunno which one hurts more, the potato or the fact.

Would you like some eggs with that?

Maybe eating the potato will help him see better.

It’ all those eyes on the spud, you know. Gotta help somehow.

Potato puns are a little tricky…

you need to stew on ‘em a little bit, you can’t just russet.

Why did the defensive lineman get so excited about a 25 cent coupon for a bag of potatos?

He’s always looking for a quarterback sack.

What do you call a potato that uploads videos?

YouTuber

What did the Sweet Potato say when it gained consciousness?

I think therefore I Yam.

These Vikings are gonna get mashed.

Gonna get hit in the eye.

Their chances of victory are not sweet.

I’m sorry, I’ll stop with the potato puns.

National Potato Day was just this past Saturday (August 19th).

I found out from the Day by Dave comic from August 19th.

What to yell before firing from the potato gun: “This spud’s for you.”

‘Surrender “Kingdom” of ID?’ And here I thought that a place ruled by a Fink would be a Finkdom!

Whoa! For a minute there The Count thought it was a poop cannon. Be honest. So did you.

trying to French Fry the enemy, Rod?

A remarkable supply of puns and groaners here… maybe that will overwhelm the dry-natured Huns.

Not wanting to spark a panic, but if the Huns are at the castle walls, where exactly is this “front” that Rodney mentions?

That a MR. Potato Gun to you!!!!!

Perfect aim!

What did he use for combustion, Bungs breath?

Wow with no ketchup? Truly is cruel

I’d like to chip in with a potato pun but I can’t think of any.

Run away! Run away!

Baked potato gun, that stuff is like Napalm if it gets on your skin.

If they’re storming your castle, your castle IS the front.

The battleline moved considerably while you were conquering Everest…

Bugsy Malone approves of this tactic.

Where are the caldrons of boiling oil or, better yet, molten lead? Those are the reason you DON’T send your best troops first.

Um, if that guy and his army are threatening the castle, isn’t THAT “the front”? Even if the other side of the castle is beset, this is still a front. Perhaps the Eastern Front, but …

Viking now Mr. Potato Head…

That might just leave a really nasty bruise. That’ll show him….