Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 22, 2023

very agricultural

Did Granny Aardvark ever get her truck fixed??

You bet your fossilized boot they rhyme!

I’ve heard worse.

If David Allen Coe hadn’t already sung these lyrics—I’d have thought Agnes wrote them. Fits her style.

“I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison

And I went to pick her up in the rain

But before I could get to the station in my pick-up truck

She got runned over by a d@mmed old train!"

(Excerpt from You Never Even Called Me By My Name.)

For some, it’s close enough.

I always start giggling to myself when I recite ribald lyrics. Doesn’t everyone?

They had to disarm the bomb or they would both be killed. Colonel Hogan turned to Colonel Klink and asked which wire he would cut. There were two wires that they could cut. If they cut the wrong wire, the bomb would explode immediately.

Colonel Klink picked one of the wires. Colonel Hogan cut the other wire. Colonel Klink asked, “How did you know that was the wire to cut?”

Colonel Hogan said, “I didn’t but I knew you would get it wrong.”

If Agnes tries to write a really sad song, she may just write a happy hit.

I think the truck repair strip yesterday was just a diversion from something that someone may have considered un-P.C. Pooh on them! :)

for anyone who’d like to see the missing strip that impkins refers to…

https://www.goComics.com/agnes/2017/09/21?ct=v&cti=1552156