Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 05, 2023

her thoughts lost the way to her mind and came down to her mouth

This is where moving one’s lips is not a good idea.

Old Spice is bad enough. But stale Old Spice ….

It looks like Agnes will get detention only minutes into the first day of school.

did I just say that out loud? and do we even DARE consider what Agnes smells like? At least Calvin takes baths, though unwillingly.

>sigh< Agnes step one—open mouth, step two—insert foot!

Poor Agnes! Thought bubbles are supposed to have round dots below the text, more schooling required…

SIGH!! Only minutes into the school year and on her way to the principal’s office, unless Mr. Jeevis lets the insults pass.

“Bueller? Bueller?”

(What is Agnes’ last name, anyway?)

That looks like a man-bun…

This looks like a fantastic first day at school.

“…. but at least his hearing is good!!”

He’s no relation to Jeeves, of Ask Jeeves fame

I haven’t encountered Old Spice since I was a kid and it was a very common scent at the time, endlessly marketed on TV. I remember I liked the smell. But I was a kid, so, who knows.

mr jeevis doesn’t appear to need brylcreem…