Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 17, 2023

He is just planning on hurdling the legal system.

Shysters

Lawyer earning his pay.

A story from Not Always Right:

(It’s a very busy day at a local sandwich shop. A woman about five people back in line starts sighing loudly.)

Customer: “I shouldn’t have to wait! I need to get this lunch now! I’m a paralegal for [Lawyer], a very important lawyer! She has a very important job and she needs her lunch now!”

(This continues for a few minutes, with everyone in the shop completely ignoring her. Finally, the owner, who’s behind the counter, gets tired of her whining.)

Owner: “Do you see the man behind you?”

(The woman turns and sees a tall man in a suit behind her.)

Owner: “That’s [Man], the president of [Large Local Bank]. If he can find the time to wait in line, so can you.”

(The woman tried to find a retort before just turning and storming out of the store.)

No, he’s just a running risk.

Just look, NO WINGS!

Well, the plaintiff DID request a speedy trial.

i don’t like flying either

Flight No. Absconding, most definitely…..

He might make a dash for the hills though.

All he really needs are international airline tickets stuck in a back pocket. :)

You’re being to literal when you say ‘flight’.

Do I see some race profiling in this cartoon?