The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 01, 2023

I have heard the Colonel “puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly,”

The finger lickin’ gave his tongue a good workout.

He’s also working his biceps a little bit as he works on those legs.

I am getting hungry now!

I’ll work on the pecs today.

Those are technically ‘drumsticks’… ;-)

It’ll go straight to his legs.

My favorite kind of exercise!

Mmmm, fried chicken legs… [drools]

Did you know that KFC originated in Utah?

Try the Taylor Swift special, one bony thigh, 2 small breasts, and leftist leg.

He eats four buckets and calls it “blasting his quads”.

Back in the ’80s, a friend and I drove cross country. Early in the trip, we stopped at a KFC and after, I said “never again”. Towards the end of the trip, we stopped to visit some of his relatives in Kentucky. They were very kind to us and let us stay the night with them. When we arrived at their house, we were hungry and they said, “We know a great place for dinner…”.

When we got to the KFC, my friend just looked at me and laughed.

He’s not playing around on leg day. That’s his THIRD bucket!

I too love legs but spreading them was very difficult in my day than it seems today.

I never understood the idea of focusing on one body part per day at the gym.

So that’s why I’m not working out. I hate KFC.

I had chicken for lunch. Raising Cane’s chicken fingers. That chicken must have had massive hands.

Like Schwartzenegger, he’s working his jaw muscles…(believe it!)…