Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for September 15, 2023

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    sirbadger  about 1 year ago

    I’ve been thinking about pulling together a list of social media comments I’ve written about myself and calling that list an autobiography.

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    You won’t be able to Fill More pages.

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    cmxx  about 1 year ago

    In this case, apparently the French for “boring” is Ma Vie Très Triste.

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    BlueKnight25  about 1 year ago

    Don’t know what the real word is, but “mime” should be a synonym.

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    danketaz Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Especially that stretch in the 60’s

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    win.45mag  about 1 year ago

    Le snooze

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    markkahler52  about 1 year ago

    ennuyeuse

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    CaveCat87  about 1 year ago

    What? No conclusion to the infected claw storyline?

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    Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I always thought an autobiography was the history of your car.

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    Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Old story:

    Two elephants were a watering hole when one spotted a turtle in the water. In a split second, the first elephant picks up the turtle with it’s trunk and tosses it against a rock, killing it.

    The second elephant says ’why did you do that?"

    First elephant says “That very same turtle bit my leg when I was a small elephant. It hurt so bad, and it took months to heal. I swore I would get even”.

    Second elephant says “That’s amazing. You remembered it from so long ago”.

    First elephant says “Yes, I have turtle recall”.

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    Dr.Phil   about 1 year ago

    how does the paper not get wet?

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    Calvins Brother  about 1 year ago

    “Chapter 2: All the turtles that wouldn’t date me.”

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    daleandkristen  about 1 year ago

    ennuie

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    BRBurns1960  about 1 year ago

    Memories are plastic, use them to mold better stories

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    bwswolf  about 1 year ago

    If most of your Memories are forgotten ….. it should be a very short book …. :)

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    He’s led a very cultured life. That’s the polite way to say boring.

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    Crimson Crab Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Ennui

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    C  about 1 year ago

    Apparently ‘Coming soon’ means SNAFU

    It was here, and now it’s, more accurately, missing

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    Uncle Kenny  about 1 year ago

    Ennui.

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    ToneeRhianRose  8 months ago

    Haha! (^▽^)

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