Two elephants were a watering hole when one spotted a turtle in the water. In a split second, the first elephant picks up the turtle with it’s trunk and tosses it against a rock, killing it.
The second elephant says ’why did you do that?"
First elephant says “That very same turtle bit my leg when I was a small elephant. It hurt so bad, and it took months to heal. I swore I would get even”.
Second elephant says “That’s amazing. You remembered it from so long ago”.
sirbadger about 1 year ago
I’ve been thinking about pulling together a list of social media comments I’ve written about myself and calling that list an autobiography.
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago
You won’t be able to Fill More pages.
cmxx about 1 year ago
In this case, apparently the French for “boring” is Ma Vie Très Triste.
BlueKnight25 about 1 year ago
Don’t know what the real word is, but “mime” should be a synonym.
danketaz Premium Member about 1 year ago
Especially that stretch in the 60’s
win.45mag about 1 year ago
Le snooze
markkahler52 about 1 year ago
ennuyeuse
CaveCat87 about 1 year ago
What? No conclusion to the infected claw storyline?
Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago
I always thought an autobiography was the history of your car.
Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago
Old story:
Two elephants were a watering hole when one spotted a turtle in the water. In a split second, the first elephant picks up the turtle with it’s trunk and tosses it against a rock, killing it.
The second elephant says ’why did you do that?"
First elephant says “That very same turtle bit my leg when I was a small elephant. It hurt so bad, and it took months to heal. I swore I would get even”.
Second elephant says “That’s amazing. You remembered it from so long ago”.
First elephant says “Yes, I have turtle recall”.
Dr.Phil about 1 year ago
how does the paper not get wet?
Calvins Brother about 1 year ago
“Chapter 2: All the turtles that wouldn’t date me.”
daleandkristen about 1 year ago
ennuie
BRBurns1960 about 1 year ago
Memories are plastic, use them to mold better stories
bwswolf about 1 year ago
If most of your Memories are forgotten ….. it should be a very short book …. :)
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
He’s led a very cultured life. That’s the polite way to say boring.
Crimson Crab Premium Member about 1 year ago
Ennui
C about 1 year ago
Apparently ‘Coming soon’ means SNAFU
It was here, and now it’s, more accurately, missing
Uncle Kenny about 1 year ago
Ennui.
ToneeRhianRose 8 months ago
Haha! (^▽^)