Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 30, 2023

Heaven knows where they are.

Quite the hoarder, he is

No Ralph sorry. That’s how new trees get started. With all the nuts that squirrels forget where they hid them.

Fortunately I know where my nuts are.

Does she have a square bosom? Has it really come to this, Dave? Actually I’m not sure which direction she’s facing. Her arm looks like she’s got her back to Mr. Wings. Stuff like this intrigues me.

Wait a minute…I thought this was Heaven?

Keep the Tupperware.

Just like in life, she can’t find a matching pair of socks.

Did you see my keys in there?

But they are all back home, you can’t take it with you you know!

Hell is when you DON’T get them back.

No need for the socks and lids, help me find Ralph’s lost nuts!

Is she hiding a box?

#1, socks don’t need matching Tupperware lids and #2, you won’t need either in Heaven

You can’t bring it with you.

But you can see the trees that they sprouted when you look down.

An in heaven, may everyone reclaim their nuts!

Just look for the huge trees.

It took to the end of time to draw this one …!

( new 2nd hand store named “Socks & Lids” )

Heaven is storage?

Recycle. You won’t need any of them.

And this is useful to me because . . . ? Reason #76 why I’m glad I don’t believe in Heaven.

And Barbie shoes. (I never had a matching pair!)