Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 24, 2023

You guys have all the fun. I just stand here. Sometimes a kid says Hi and I wink.

There’s nothing scarier than when someone has eaten all the cookies. Especially when you didn’t get any.

You monster! (He should share.)

Who’s gonna try and eat Ralph?

I wonder who has ate more cookies, Santa or the cookie monster?

‘C’ stand for Cookie. That good enough for me!

Cookies! Cookies! … “C” is for Cookies! They’re good enough for me.

“C” is for Cookies! They’re good enough for me.

“C” is for Cookies! They’re good enough for me.

Oh … Cookies Cookies Cookies starts with “C”

“ooom nom ohm nom ohm”

The sound of CM eating cookies should be enough to scare all other monsters away!

Hey, just stay away from the cookies on my computer.

As a preschool child, the witch in Snow White scared me enough to run to the lobby! Mom made me do it …!

( I stayed there to the bitter end )

Yummy! Monsters can be so judgmental.

He’ll escape in his Oreo speedwagon.

Meat cookies – I call that burgers.

Cookie Monster has a side-gig performing vocals for metal bands.