Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 11, 2023

Shoe—-ever the anticrastinator.

contract him to payment by piece-work.

That’s what my wife used to tell me, but with a different wording.

My procrastinators club has a motto…

Well we will, once we get around to having our first meeting

Here’s a joke for all the procrastinators out there:

Actually, it’s kind of long. I’ll post it later.

What’s a procrastinator’s favorite movie?

Dolittle

I always wanted to be a procrastinator…

I just never got around to it.

Procrastinators Unite Tomorrow, Dyslexics Untie Today, Time Travelers…

Unite Yesterday.

After many years of procrastination I have finally finished my book on common herbs…

It’s about thyme.

There’s always something else to do — later.

Do your procrastinating tomorrow.

never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after that

I’m surprised Shoe is awake to make a comment about Cosmo ! ! ! !

Considering the two piles of papers on the two desks, I’d say sleeping and procrastinating Cosmo is putting out more work than Shoe.

Check ot today’s Garfield…

Never done? Not even started.

…hence the mountain on his desk!

I’m not an ordinary crastinator; I’m a pro.

In Cosmo’s case it isn’t really procrastination, it’s more like bone idleness.

I no longer procrastinate. As a retiree, I set my own pace. And anyone who complains can take a flying __________ at an electric ____________!

Whoa! Procrastinators are maligned, looked down upon and never recognized for their unique skill. It’s no easy feat procrastinating. One must constantly be in search of passable excuses, not to mention always on the hunt for myriads of other things to do instead of what they should be doing. Not a job for mere mortals.

“Do or do not. There is no try.”

“Okay.”

I had two brothers. Mom would say, “A mother’s work is from son up to son down.”