Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 13, 2023

What do you see coming?…..

Also known as Claire de Loon.

Cue the rim shot….

Also Crystal Gayzer.

What’s a psychic’s favorite TV network?

ESPN

If a short psychic broke out of jail…

You’d have a small medium at large

I tried to join the psychic police force.

But I failed the vision test.

What do you call a fat psychic?

A 4-chin teller.

I keep getting calls from Scam Likely

What was the name of the wizard in “Big”?

Job opening: psychic. You know where to apply.

As soon as she asked “Who?”, she proved she was a fake.

I loved the name of the psychic character made up by Brian Conly called Septic Peg – his corruption of the TV psychic Mystic Meg.

I’ve seen her online lol

That’s why the town needs another psychic.

Do not omit “Medium Rare”.

Guy goes to a fortune teller to have a séance to contact his dead mother. About 1/2 way through, he realizes the fortune teller is a fake. He accuses her of that, she laughs, and he hits her.

He was arrested for striking a happy medium.

Did she give up her phone job in California? How people can pay for that b.s. is beyond me. And yes, I can see the believers comments coming but I’m not psychic.

I hear the psychic convention was canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Years ago I thought about being a psychic, but I couldn’t see any future in it.

Don’t forget Sy Qick…

Better than hearing it from Erma Geddon.

But she did have a funny feeling.

G R O A N — LOLOL

I think that was a Garbage Pail Kid trading card and sticker.