WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for August 31, 2023

A fly-rrhic victory

But you keep at it until you got him. Good show.

It had “large, pointy teeth!”

You better go buy a packet of cigarettes NOW Before she finds out

Why didn’t he call in a SWAT team?

A few years ago, one of my vendors gave me an Enoz Willert flyswatter. It is very heavy-duty swatter in the classic style but with a paddle twice as thick as normal and the twisted coat hanger handle is also twice as thick. I never understood why anyone would need such a thing until one day out on the patio I came face to face with Monster Fly. Not a horse fly but a blowfly on a roid-rage. I don’t think I could have taken him without the help of this military grade flyswatter.

This is my wife with the roach spray. I have to evacuate. The roaches win in a kamikaze sort of way.

It’s just like Beavis & Butt-head “Die, Fly! Die!” on YouTube.

Oh my oh my, he killed a fly.

Could have been worse….he could have used a shotgun.

Most battles are.. Victory never comes cheap

Unquestionably so. :(

Looks like he used a hammer.

Next time, don’t fly off the handle.