Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 08, 2023

The ole bait and switch

I can hear Eddie Haskall’s voice now…, “My you’re looking lovely today Mrs. Cleaver.”

Unless he sells 8 parrots a day, every day, for 365 days a year, that ventriloquist is making less than a year’s income for the “average” American. Where does the store owner store all those parrots? And don’t forget the “no refunds” sign posted in the front window.

How much do you pay him for selling a Norwegian Blue?

I wonder how much the parrots cost?

The parrot looks depressed. A more accurate depiction of the pet trade.

If you don’t treat it good it’ll never speak again!

Like Ambulance Chasing Attorneys who pay ER and EMT’s for every crash victim that they refer.

I wonder if it would be worth the lawsuits.

And if you don’t pay him he’ll start using four letter words.

He occasionally forgets their real birds, and shoves his hand up their backside.

Hopefully the parrot picks up some of it so that it is not a complete fraud.

Happy 83rd, Willie Tyler.