Brilliant idea.
A soggy book. Just great.
Interesting one today, as Hurricane Idalia will make landfall, plus tonight is the Super Blue Moon, and there’s the king tide.
Beach Day, huh?! That’s a tuffy! I can’t really think of anything funny to say about the beach! Wait a minute, wait a minute, I’m thinkin’ of sump’n…
… aaaaand…….. never mind, it was just a phone number or sump’n! I still got nuthin’!
How about a good juicy navel instead?
Did you, perhaps, want a Fuzzy Navel?
If you don’t like pulp fiction, strain it through your teeth!
One towel?
Strained or do you want a seedy one?
Loving the 10 gallon cowboy hat. Perfect for the beach!
Prayers for those in Florida.
Right next door … “Freshly Squeezed Aloe Vera” …!
I heard the books on the sunny beach are real page burners.
she wants something she can really sink her teeth into…
do they use sand paper to print beach novels?
Is it weird that I want an Orange Julius now?
Imagine about 1 year ago
Brilliant idea.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator about 1 year ago
A soggy book. Just great.
Lady loves a joke about 1 year ago
Interesting one today, as Hurricane Idalia will make landfall, plus tonight is the Super Blue Moon, and there’s the king tide.
Dobie Premium Member about 1 year ago
Beach Day, huh?! That’s a tuffy! I can’t really think of anything funny to say about the beach! Wait a minute, wait a minute, I’m thinkin’ of sump’n…
… aaaaand…….. never mind, it was just a phone number or sump’n! I still got nuthin’!
backyardcowboy about 1 year ago
How about a good juicy navel instead?
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Did you, perhaps, want a Fuzzy Navel?
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
If you don’t like pulp fiction, strain it through your teeth!
ericlscott creator about 1 year ago
One towel?
PoodleGroomer about 1 year ago
Strained or do you want a seedy one?
Allison "Big Al, the gal" Garwood creator about 1 year ago
Loving the 10 gallon cowboy hat. Perfect for the beach!
lawguy05 about 1 year ago
Prayers for those in Florida.
Howard'sMyHero about 1 year ago
Right next door … “Freshly Squeezed Aloe Vera” …!
Jesse Atwell creator about 1 year ago
I heard the books on the sunny beach are real page burners.
gopher gofer about 1 year ago
she wants something she can really sink her teeth into…
dbrucepm about 1 year ago
do they use sand paper to print beach novels?
Amanda El-Dweek creator about 1 year ago
Is it weird that I want an Orange Julius now?